Some Days You’re the Oracle, Some Days You’re Googling ‘WTF!? Is Mercury in Retrograde?!’

There are moments when you’re channeling divine wisdom so fast it’s like your Higher Self chugged six Red Bulls while cramming for the Akashic Records S.A.T.s.

And other times? You’re rage-texting your group chat screenshots of your ex-boyfriend commenting on some girl’s moon ritual post.

Let’s be real:

Growth isn’t linear. Healing isn’t glamorous. And even the most high-vibe, heart-centered humans find themselves having a meltdown in the vegetable aisle at Sprouts.

You can hold sacred space in the morning… and spiral into a void by lunch.

You might crush a “letting go” meditation, then spend the afternoon seething that your coworker’s emotional support peacock got approved for the company retreat, but HR said breathwork playlist was disruptive.

None of that means you’re failing. It means you’re becoming.

Because the path isn’t a straight shot to Nirvana.

It’s a winding, dichotomous trek - with déjà vu, emotional detours, and your mind in the back seat asking, “Are we there yet?”

So the next time you feel like you’ve lost the vibe, just remember:

Even the Oracle had days where their root chakra felt like a dumpster fire.