The Subconscious Doesn’t Do Sarcasm

Your subconscious is a literalist. No irony. No nuance. No “just kidding.”

You say: “I’m so tired of this.” It hears: Tired. That’s who we are now.

You joke: “Watch me screw this up.” It hears: Roger that, commander.

You declare: “I’ll never find love.” It writes it down in Sharpie like a permanent contract.

Your conscious mind may be witty, self-deprecating, clever. Like a Brian Regan Netflix Special.

But your subconscious? It’s a toddler with a Sharpie. No spellcheck, just scribbling chaos on the walls of your mind.

It doesn’t debate. It just delivers.

So here’s the trick: Talk to yourself like you’re talking to someone you love.

Because you are.

Every word you say is code. Every phrase is a seed. Every repetition is a ritual.

The question is: Do you want to grow weeds? Or an orchard?

Speak accordingly.